Things I fear.

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
12/08/2017 at 12:51 • Filed to: None

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Driving VAG products in heavy rain. Especially my Passat with them clicking electric sounds and buzzing coming from the trunk on startup.


DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > My citroen won't start
12/08/2017 at 12:58

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That’s probably a fuel pump making the noise at the back.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Party-vi
12/08/2017 at 13:02

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Doesn’t really sound like a fuel pump, sounds like a door/gate buzzing open. It happens randomly, when I turn the car of and lock the doors, when I unlock the doors and get into the car, when it starts, all at random.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > My citroen won't start
12/08/2017 at 13:08

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Driving VAG products in heavy rain. Especially my Passat with them clicking electric sounds and buzzing coming from the trunk on startup.

this one day i was driving to work in the Allroad and suddenly heard a really F’ed up noise. It took me a while to realize it was the commuter train and not the car.


Kinja'd!!! diplodicus > My citroen won't start
12/08/2017 at 13:16

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Does that have the active sway bar shit like late bmws?


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > diplodicus
12/08/2017 at 13:18

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Not really. I’m guessing it’s related to either the speakers or the parking sensor beep thing, as it likes eating those.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > OPPOsaurus WRX
12/08/2017 at 13:23

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Everytime a Turbo-Diesel truck or bus accelerates next to me, my mind goes:

OH GOD THE TIMING CHAIN

OH GOD THE TURBO SHIT THE BED

HOLY MOTHER MARY, THE DSG IMPLODED

but it was just a truck.


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > My citroen won't start
12/08/2017 at 13:48

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Things I fear: 4-foot-long cockroaches that eat people.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Rainbow
12/08/2017 at 13:49

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Radroaches?


Kinja'd!!! LOREM IPSUM > My citroen won't start
12/08/2017 at 13:58

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Sounds like a juicy VAG related issue.


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > My citroen won't start
12/08/2017 at 13:59

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Nah, I can kill those with the BB gun my dad gave me.


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > Party-vi
12/08/2017 at 14:24

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Only at startup? My GTI did that and I never figured out what it was